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They heard me singing and they told me to stop

Quit these pretentious things and just punch the clock

These days my life, I feel it has no purpose

But late at night the feelings swim to the surface
thedailywhat: First World Tweets of the Day: SA Goon Jon “Johnny ‘DocEvil’ Titanium” Hendren — who most recently convinced Smash Mouth frontman Steve Harwell to eat a whole bunch of eggs for charity — spent his holiday weekend using his popular Twitter account to catalog the Christmas complaints of Twits who were pissed off at Santa for not bringing them a car or the Apple product of their choice. Click here for more put upon first world children bemoaning their lack of a White iPhone Christmas. [@garannm.] this is so disgusting

thedailywhat:

First World Tweets of the Day: SA Goon Jon “Johnny ‘DocEvil’ Titanium” Hendren — who most recently convinced Smash Mouth frontman Steve Harwell to eat a whole bunch of eggs for charity — spent his holiday weekend using his popular Twitter account to catalog the Christmas complaints of Twits who were pissed off at Santa for not bringing them a car or the Apple product of their choice.

Click here for more put upon first world children bemoaning their lack of a White iPhone Christmas.

[@garannm.]

this is so disgusting

thedailywhat • 5046 ♥ 12.26.11
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    this is why everyone hates America…
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    Reasons our world is going to shit
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