me The Sprawl

They heard me singing and they told me to stop

Quit these pretentious things and just punch the clock

These days my life, I feel it has no purpose

But late at night the feelings swim to the surface

brooklynmutt:

CareerBuilder.com interviewed thousands of employers.

 Here are some of the most unusual interview mistakes:

  • Candidate brought a “how to interview book” with him to the interview.
  • Candidate asked, “What company is this again?”
  • Candidate put the interviewer on hold during a phone interview.  When she came back on the line, she told the interviewer that she had a date set up for Friday.
  • When a candidate interviewing for a security position wasn’t hired on the spot, he painted graffiti on the building.
  • Candidate wore a Boy Scout uniform and never told interviewers why.
  • Candidate was arrested by federal authorities during the interview when the background check revealed the person had an outstanding warrant. 
  • Candidate talked about promptness as one of her strengths after showing up ten minutes late.
  • On the way to the interview, the candidate passed, cut-off, and flipped his middle finger at the driver who happened to be the interviewer.
  • Candidate referred to himself in the third person.
  • Candidate took off his shoes during the interview.
  • Candidate asked for a sip of the interviewer’s coffee.
  • Candidate told the interviewer she wasn’t sure if the job offered was worth “starting the car for.”

well, at least I haven’t done any of these yet

brooklynmutt • 76 02.23.12
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    least I haven’t done any
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    my next interview… Wait,...what I’m suppose
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