me The Sprawl

They heard me singing and they told me to stop

Quit these pretentious things and just punch the clock

These days my life, I feel it has no purpose

But late at night the feelings swim to the surface
Posts tagged colbert.
Tagged: olympics, colbert, .
drunkonstephen • 12123 07.31.12

inothernews:

This cashtaculous sellout is not quite enough —
I’m demanding more branding of Loraxian stuff!
With what you can buy, boy, the sky is the limit —
A Filet-O-Fish meal with real hummingfish in it!
Filmmakers, get cracking! The market is lacking
a splendiferous Lorax-themed drill…

Tagged: colbert, the lorax, .
inothernews • 429 02.28.12
Tagged: colbert, .
drblah • 1212 11.23.11

The amount of Lord of the Rings references on The Colbert Report are making my heart so happy right now

11 07.28.11
brooklynmutt:

“And even if there was a rush to judgement, we must not repeat that mistake by rushing to accuracy. Just because the confessed murderer is a blond, blue-eyed, Norwegian born, anti-Muslim crusader does not mean he’s not a swarthy, ululating middle-eastern madman.” - Stephen Colbert
Watch

This whole segment made me want to strangle all media

brooklynmutt:

“And even if there was a rush to judgement, we must not repeat that mistake by rushing to accuracy. Just because the confessed murderer is a blond, blue-eyed, Norwegian born, anti-Muslim crusader does not mean he’s not a swarthy, ululating middle-eastern madman.” - Stephen Colbert

Watch

This whole segment made me want to strangle all media

(via stfuconservatives)

brooklynmutt • 432 07.27.11
thebardofavon:

I will love this man until the day I drop dead. 

me too

thebardofavon:

I will love this man until the day I drop dead. 

me too

Tagged: colbert, .
12282 07.14.11
thequeen0flimbs:

awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:

Neil Patrick Harris and Stephen Colbert

ohmygodddd too much love!

oh my gosh adorable!

thequeen0flimbs:

awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:

Neil Patrick Harris and Stephen Colbert

ohmygodddd too much love!

oh my gosh adorable!

(via weirder-fishes)

This whole segment was just amazing

This whole segment was just amazing

(via junesunday)

Tagged: colbert, palin, revere, .
11 06.08.11
inothernews:

“For those who say it’s implausible for Paul Revere to have ridden a horse while ringing a bell and firing multiple warning shots from a front-loading musket, all I have to say is, ‘Prepare to eat historical re-enactment.”

— STEPHEN COLBERT, fantastically giving Sarah Palin her due, on The Colbert Report.

inothernews:

“For those who say it’s implausible for Paul Revere to have ridden a horse while ringing a bell and firing multiple warning shots from a front-loading musket, all I have to say is, ‘Prepare to eat historical re-enactment.”

— STEPHEN COLBERT, fantastically giving Sarah Palin her due, on The Colbert Report.

Tagged: colbert, .
inothernews • 959 06.07.11
inothernews:

Hahahahahahahahahaha.
Go to the Wikipedia page for “bell” before they see what Stephen Colbert hath wrought.

inothernews:

Hahahahahahahahahaha.

Go to the Wikipedia page for “bell” before they see what Stephen Colbert hath wrought.

Tagged: colbert, palin, .
inothernews • 204 06.06.11
thedailywhat:

Tweet(s) of the Day: Stephen Colbert has spent the last 13 hours poking fun at Rep. Anthony Weiner’s now-infamous Clinton-esque equivocation by tweeting out random images along with the words “I cannot say with certitude that this is not part of my body.”
[@stephenathome.]

yes!

thedailywhat:

Tweet(s) of the Day: Stephen Colbert has spent the last 13 hours poking fun at Rep. Anthony Weiner’s now-infamous Clinton-esque equivocation by tweeting out random images along with the words “I cannot say with certitude that this is not part of my body.”

[@stephenathome.]

yes!

thedailywhat • 618 06.02.11

"Yes! Release his Occidental (College) records! Release his high school records! Why won’t Barack Obama release his elementary school report cards? We need to know if he played well with others! Did he bring gum to class? And if so, did he bring enough for everyone? I certainly hope not — because that would be socialism!"

STEPHEN COLBERT, on Donald Trump’s call for President Obama to “release his Occidental records,” on The Colbert Report (via inothernews)
Tagged: colbert, obama, trump, .
inothernews • 1898 04.27.11

"As all good Christians know, on the third day, Jesus emerged from the tomb, appeared before his disciples, squatted, and laid a brilliantly colored easter egg. And lo, his disciple, Saint Peter Rabbit approached. And Jesus said unto him, “Take this my egg, and hide it somewhere. Perhaps under a log. Or in a shoe. Give the kids a challenge. But you know, not too much of a challenge.” (Cadbury 3:16) Jesus then did multiply the peeps and the jellybeans, while Saint Peter Rabbit went on to be the first pope."

Stephen Colbert on the true meaning of Easter (via rodmanstreet)

I may have cried from laughing when this aired the other night.

(via alexandrarae-)

Tagged: colbert, easter, lolz, .
rodmanstreet • 791 04.16.11

oh glorious glorious Stephen Colbert

04.13.11