Quit these pretentious things and just punch the clock
These days my life, I feel it has no purpose
But late at night the feelings swim to the surface
Posts tagged fox news.
Fox News Headline v. Real Headline of the Day
Fair and balanced journalistic integrity.
Show this to anyone who tries to denies that Fox isn’t a GOP political operation.
hahahahahahahahahaha
WAR ON THE RICH OMGZ! they are so oppressed :(
Always keeping it classy, Fox News
(via stfuconservatives)
Fox News Op-ed: Do We Really Need a National Weather Service?
Better question: do we really need Fox News?
I am trying not to scream at my computer about this
Jon Stewart: And if you're worried about the poors, don't! Because they're defined by the census as a family of four making less than $22,350 a year. Four. 22,350 a year. They'll be fine!
Robert Rector speaking on Fox News: When you look at the actual living conditions of the 43 million people that the census says are poor, you see that in fact they have all these modern conveniences.
Stuart Varney (Fox News anchor): 99% of them have a refrigerator!
Jon Stewart: 99% have refrigerators! You food-chilling motherfuckers.
Jon Stewart: But you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe Fox is right, maybe the bottom 50% of Americans, while they already pay excise and payroll and medicare taxes, do need to pay more. I mean they can spare it, after all, they control 2.5% of our nations wealth. Oh then you know what? This is actually a pretty easy calculation, we can do this. The bottom 50% is just simple math, in dollar figures, the bottom 50% of this country have 1.45 trillion dollars in everything they own on this earth. So let's see they have 1.45 trillion dollars, what do you say we take, I don't know, half of that. That'd be, oh look at this, 700 billion dollars. Why does-why does that figure sound so familiar to me?
Chris Edwards speaking on Fox News: The president wants to raise the top two income tax rates, which would raise about 700 billion dollars over 10 years, you know what that's only a tiny fraction of the federal government's deficit.
Jon Stewart: So raising the income tax rate on the top two percent of earners would raise 700 billion dollars but taking half of everything the bottom fifty percent have in this country would do the same, I see the problem here. We need to take all of what the bottom 50% have. All of it! It's the only way to make a significant dent!
"Conservatives hate the ‘liberal’ media so much, they’re even willing to accept an argument… based on science."
— JON STEWART, reacting to Fox Business anchor Lou Dobbs claiming there’s “scientific proof that the mainstream liberal media is blatantly liberal in its bias,” on The Daily Show (via inothernews)
Jon Stewart gives the fine folks at Fox “News” plenty to work with for their brand-new, coordinated among all Roger Ailes’s shows “Jon Stewart is a racist!” line of attack on the Daily Show host.
Doing admittedly caricatured voices in the context of political commentary: racism.
Forcing the President to produce a birth certificate after about three years of repeatedly questioning his citizenship just because he’s black: not racism.
Right, Fox?
Fox News’ interpretation of the AP article, “Economic worries pose new snag for Obama.”
Check out buzzfeed’s “Actual News Headlines vs. Fox News headlines” for more.
JFC
oh for fuck’s sake fox news
seriously cringe-worthy. be sure to go to this link.
(via stfuconservatives)
Heavily Edited Interview of the Day: Jon Stewart, in his Fox News Sunday debut, blasts the network for its “relentless promotion” of an ideological agenda.
[gotcha.]
Extremely interesting. Everyone should watch this.
Fox News' Top 10 Lies about Climate Science
If I had fur, boy oh boy would it be bristling.
I am so infuriated by this page.
WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL QUESTIONING THIS?!?!?!
"I watch Fox News…I think you can learn so much from the excitement of the people on Fox.”
“I think people can make their minds up. Don’t you think people know when they’re getting opinion?"
—
Diane Sawyer - TVNewser (via brooklynmutt)
I learn so much when Bill O’Reilly says ocean tides cannot be explained.
I learn so much when Glenn Beck uses the sexual harassment of a female journalist to promote his Islamophobic conspiracy theories.
I learn so much when Fox News grossly fabricates news about climate change.
I learn so much when Fox News asks the hard hitting questions, like ‘Why aren’t white males being considered for the Supreme Court?’
I learn so much when Bill O’Reilly interrupts the President of the United States 72 times during an interview.
I learn so much when frequent Fox guest Terry Holt says Muslims are incapable of democracy, saying ‘this is the Middle East.’
I learn so much from the ‘excitement’ of Glenn Beck when he tells me 2 + 2 = 4.
I learn so much when Fox News wrongfully IDs a Japan town as a nightclub.
I learn so much when I read a poll that shows Fox News viewers are more likely to believe that Muslims want to establish Shari’a law, have not done enough to oppose extremism, and believe investigating Muslim extremism is a good idea. Wait, no, I actually learned something from that one.
(via pantslessprogressive)
(via pantslessprogressive)
