Quit these pretentious things and just punch the clock
These days my life, I feel it has no purpose
But late at night the feelings swim to the surface
Posts tagged really?!.
Really!?! with Seth and Amy was glorious in every single way last night:
‘Really, Congress? You held a Congressional committee on reproductive rights and you did not invite any women? Really? That would be like not inviting any men to a Congressional committee debating the Maxim Top 100.’
‘The Virginia House of Representatives passed a bill that requires women to have a Trans-Vaginal ultrasound before having an abortion. Really?! Now, don’t get me wrong, I love Trans-Vaginal. It’s my favorite airline. I’ve got so many miles on Trans-Vaginal that I always get upgraded to Lady Business.’
‘But Virginia wasn’t done - they also passed a bill saying that life begins at conception. What’s next? Life begins at last call? Life begins when you click send on your match.com profile?’
‘Mike Huckabee joined the fight against President Obama’s mandate saying, “we’re all Catholic now.” Really?! You know who is not all Catholic now? ALL CATHOLICS NOW. Ninety-eight percent of Catholic women say they’ve used birth control and the other two percent are always the ones trying to get a church to start a softball team.’
‘DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!’
